If you love somebody...

Pessimist:
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was. 

Optimist:
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back. 

Suspicious:
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why. =))))

Impatient:
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't comes back within some time, forget her !!! 

Patient:
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back ... 

Playful:
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again. Repeat 

Vengeful:
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
If she doesn't come back, hunt her and shoot her down. =))))))

C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe; 

Animal-Rights Activist :
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyer:
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that... 

Bill Gates:
If you love somebody, Set her free...
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist:
If you love somebody,
Set her free...She'll evolve.

Statistician:
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high,
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway. 

Schwarzenegger:
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
SHE'LL BE BACK! 8-xxxxxxxxx

Overpossessive:
If you love somebody, don't set her free.

HR Specialist:
If you love somebody, set her free...
By offering her VRS and other benefits, then outsource her. 

MBA:
If you love somebody
set her free...instantaneously...
and look for others simultaneously

Psychologist:
If you love somebody
set her free...
If she comes back, her super-ego is dominant
If she doesn't come, back her id is supreme
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy. =))))

Somnambulist:
If you love somebody
set her free...
If she comes back, it's a nightmare
If she doesn't, you must be dreaming. =)))))

Robert Downey, Jr:
If you love somebody,
set YOURSELF FREE
If she asks you why, say you don't give a damn. =))

ERP Functional Expert:
If you love somebody
set her free...
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis 

Finance Expert:
If you love somebody
set her free...
If she comes back, it's time to look fresh loans.
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad. 

Marketing Expert:
If you love somebody
set her free...
If she comes back, she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, re-position the brand in new markets.

Salesman:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, deal!
If she doesn't, so what! "NEXT"...

Insurance agent:
If you love someone,
Show her the plan ....
If she ever comes back, sign her up,
If she doesn't, keep follow up with her and never give up!

Physicist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, it's the law of gravity,
If she doesn't, either there's friction higher than the force or the angle of collision between two objects did not synchronize at the right angle..

Mathematician:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2 (peanut!),
If she doesn't, Y = 2X - log(0.46Y^2 + (cos(52/34X)) x 5Y^(-0.5)c) where c is the infinite constant of no turning point.